EVER LATEST ROMANTIC LOVE JOKES AND SMS COLLECTION[YOU NEVER SEEN]

by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:04 am

EVER LATEST ROMANTIC LOVE JOKES AND SMS COLLECTION[YOU NEVER SEEN]

How
will u define Friendship?

"What is a friend? A single soul,
dwelling in two bodies" - Aristotle

True friendship is perhaps the only relation
that survives the trials and tribulations of time and remains
unconditional. A unique blend of affection, loyalty, love, respect,
trust and loads of fun is perhaps what describes the true meaning of
friendship. Similar interests, mutual respect and strong attachment with
each other are what friends share between each other. These are just
the general traits of a friendship. To experience what is friendship,
one must have true friends, who are indeed rare treasure.

Now, how do u like to describe or define friendship ? Share ur views here........

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EVER LATEST ROMANTIC LOVE JOKES AND SMS COLLECTION[YOU NEVER SEEN] Yellowball26534

by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:13 am

A Mother's Dictionary

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2
am too.

Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to
let the children play outside.

Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.

Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper
distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate
the strained carrots.

Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful
even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do
everything we say.

Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you
scream it.

Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.

Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies
wearing dry shoes into it.

Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling
it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles
so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.

Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not
upset the children.

Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman
jammies.

Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins
to make those familiar grunting noises.

Verbal: Able to whine in words

Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.

Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a
sponge."