ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES]

by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:54 am

ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES]

JOKES
COLLECTION (45-50)

46. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Congrats

ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Congrats

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!

47. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Congrats

This sms can only be read by someone
SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!

48. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Congrats

Last night I wanted to send you a
msg,
But all I could write was,
“noh ss!w !”.
It didn’t make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...

49. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Congrats

I'd love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

50. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Congrats

Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....

by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:55 am

JOKES
COLLECTION (40-45)

41. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Avatar421462_2

Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in
between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?
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43. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Avatar421462_2

Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button
you'll be disconnected!
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We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!
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by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:55 am

JOKES
COLLECTION (35-40)

36.

ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Wave

Roses r red violets r blue.
Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find
me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you

37.

Dear customer,
U r not using ur
SmS service properly.Ur sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid
this,urgently reply with a cute SmS to the sender.
Sndr's watng?

38.

3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey

39.

I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make
u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3
magical words in ur
ear "PAY THE BILL

40.

Once Upon a Time, Something happened
to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.

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by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:56 am

JOKES
COLLECTION (30-35)

31. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Eek

This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs
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32. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Eek

It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount
of paper dat we use 2 write in 1 exam.join us in promoting d noble coz
of saving treez.....say NO 2 exams:-)
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33. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Eek

I
miss
"STARS"
sTARs think i m serious
bUt i m joking!
I
miss
"MOON"
m00n thinks i m serious
bUt im joking!
I
miss
"U"
U think i m joking
but i m serious!
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34. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Eek

Medicines and friendship
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date.
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35. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Eek

Today is Donald Duck's birthday ....

So wish him by sending this sms to
every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms
to you...
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by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:56 am

JOKES
COLLECTION (25-30)

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26.

ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Daru

Hey listen......
Two people were asking
Me about you,
I give them ur address
And cell no,
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.

27. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Daru

Let me
draw ur
face!
Dont
MOVE!
Nearly
finished
OK
Done!
Wanna have
a look?
.,|!|,.
( o)(o)
( ,)

28. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Daru

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.

29. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Daru

Friendship is the rainbow between
2 hearts
sharing of 7 colors.
1.LOVE
2.SADNESS
3.HAPPINESS
4.TRUST
5.FAITH
6.SECRET
7.CARE
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)

30. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Daru

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pls dnt erase!
its really interesting

by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:58 am

JOKES
COLLECTION (20-25)

21. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Tease

I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for
me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
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22. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Tease

Some times small
things in life
hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
with me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
on a Common Pin !!
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23. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Tease

To live this life i need a heart
beat, to have a heart beat i need a heart to have a heart i need hapines
and to have hapiness i need u
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24. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Tease

Wrote your name on the sands.....It
got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write
your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!
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25. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Tease

Your attention please
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on
ur work...
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by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:59 am

JOKES
COLLECTION (15-20)

16. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Stars

Three dreams of a man: To be as
handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To
have as many women as his wife suspects

17. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Stars

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I
play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here,
this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.

18. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Stars

Husband asks, do you know the meaning
of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says
No, it means - With Idiot For Ever

19. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Stars

What's the difference between stress,
tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

20. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Stars

GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind

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by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:00 am

JOKES
COLLECTION (10-15)

11. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Bounce

You must be a good runner because you
are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you
have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You
Always...
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12. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Bounce

True love is like a pillowU could HUG
it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could
EMBRACE it when u r happy
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW
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13. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Bounce

Dictionary is da only place where
death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives
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14. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Bounce

A true Friend
is not like
',",'Rain',",'
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around u

Take Care alot
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15. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Bounce

May our friendship turn into silver,
silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be
forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
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by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:01 am

JOKES
COLLECTION (5-10)

06. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Musicus

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

07. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Musicus

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,

08. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Musicus

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

09. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Musicus

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

10. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Musicus

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS

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by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:01 am

JOKES
COLLECTION (1-5)

01. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Party

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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02. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Party

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2
smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur
life.
Good luck & all the best
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03. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Party

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
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04. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Party

EXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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05. ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] Party

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we
are born,
and stop only when we enter the
examination hall
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ENGLISH JOKES COLLECTION 1-100[READ FREE AND YOU ADD UR JOKES] 2

by **Admin** Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:03 am

B-r-o-w-n[JOKES]

A
Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy, ma'am.
My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm
6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of
mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and showed
him onto the plane.

He sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, "Howdy,
suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm
6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of
mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

The little fellow turned to him, "Well now, how d'ye do. My name is
Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6-
inches tall, and I'm white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me
toes, except for my rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W-N."

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