free sms funny

1)
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

2)
hope and end are always there for everyone.
it depends on us how we deal with them.
a hopeless end or an endless hope....

3)
Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …

4)
Fact of Life :-
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”

5)
LEHRO ME USKA NAM LIKH NA PAYE,
TAQDER SE HUM UNSE JUD NA PAYE,
YE SILA MILA CHAHAT KA KI,
WAFA KARKE BHI WAFA KE HAQDAR BAN NA PAYE,,,,,

6)
Aankh teri roye,
aansu mere ho.
dil tera dhadke,
dhadkan meri ho.
hamari dosti itni gahri ho ke sadak par maar tu khaye galti meri ho,,,,

Sardar Jokes

IN LADIES TOILET

Sardar enter the toilet, Suddenly 10 girls stand up....

But, Sardar cool reply to Girls : Mariyasatha manasula iruntha pothum.
Utkarunga

Girls : Stupid , get out!