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Post by jahid789 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:04 pm

Modern Heights

  • What is height of Fashion?

    A. Dhoti with a zip .

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    2. What is height of Secrecy?

    A. Offering blank visiting cards.

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    3. What is height of Active laziness?

    A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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    4. What is height of Craziness?

    A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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    5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

    A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her

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    6. What is height of Stupidity?

    A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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    7. What is height of Honesty?

  • A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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    8. What is height of Suicide?

    A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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    9. What is height of De-hydration?

    A. A cow giving milk powder.


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