Sardar Exam Paper!!!,

by jahid789 Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:59 pm

Sardar Exam Paper!!!,
GUYS,THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.

1) Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters.
......

2) CENSOR ?
Occasionally

3) What's your age group ?
Equal to 0

4) What is 2 + 2 = _?
IV

5) If you have one brother,how many brothers does he have ?
Question is too personal

6) If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise,would you get
100 Paise ?

7) Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than three secntences.
Err...

If the time is 3.00 A.M., what does your digital watch show ?
3:00 A.M.,

9) At what time does the 11:16 Indrayani Express come ?
Thinking...I Dont Know

10) If A = B and B = C,then is B = A ?
Out of Syllabus

11) If you eat lunch during lunch-time,what will you have during dinner-time ?
You fast at that time

12) Think and write the present tense of Thought..
Thought

13) This is question number
Cant Count

14) If 2 + 3 = 5, is 3 + 2 = 5 ?
Impossible

15) Write the full form of ASAP,as soon as possible.
Impossible

16) What is the capital of India ?
This is a tricky question..

17) "a, e, i, o, u" are collectively called vowels.What are "e, a, o, u,i"
.....

18) Who was the first MAN to land on moon ?
This one is tough..

19) What comes first ?
Hen

20) Can you count more than give using only your one hand's fingers ?
No

21) Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y
Oei !

22) Mrs Sinha is Mr Sinha's
Son

23) To reach the 12th floor of a skyscraper how many buttons would you press in the elevator ?
i'll take the stairs

24) Complete the following series..
....

25) The Sun is nearer to India than America because
i dont have time left to think

26) How do you make ice cubes ?
Ask Neighbour

27) Have you used a computer ?
What's a computer ?

28) Kaal kitni prakaar kay hotey hai ?
5

28)1) Also Choose which are :
i choose Sat Sri Akal

29) Where does the sun go at night ?
Havent followed to see where it goes..

30) Did you reach the last question of the paper ?
Oei ! i dont want to think extra yaar !